Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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