it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
