Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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