They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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