put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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