where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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