He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
MIDGETS
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Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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