How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I touched a dick in church today
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