Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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