Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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