i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
