I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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