is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
