But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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