some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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