Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
This is my gift to your gina
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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