This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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