there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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