I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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