what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
try to milk me bitch
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