there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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