Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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