DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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