Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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