So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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