Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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