There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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