Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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