Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
