Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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