Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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