They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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