I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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