I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
