the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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