Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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