You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Blood and glitter go together right?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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