I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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