i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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