You made me cry and you don't even care
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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