is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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