I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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