Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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