Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
