But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just want to make out with him forever
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
