So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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