Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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