You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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