ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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