Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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