i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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