If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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