..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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